The Earth is farting

I totally wrote this... one of my prouder writing moments.

Thinking of it this way. The Earth is farting. Crude as that may sound. Every time a volcano erupts, a hurricane or a twister is born and the earth shakes. The Earth is farting. It’s releasing pressure like we do, if we don’t release that pressure. We don’t feel well, we could get sick and die. That is exactly what’s happening with the Earth, every time we use the StormWatch Tech.

“You’re saying, OUR tech, is killing the Earth. Because we won't let it fart?”

Yes and it may be too late to save it.