Posting to post

ugh, haven't posted anything since Tuesday... here's a random Deadpool Maestro image.

can you name all the heroes? 

Link to a larger image .... http://tiny.cc/k6ndpx

Quick Script - IRON MAN IN POTTY TIME OUT

Wrote this on my lunch break. Thought it was funny.

IRON MAN  IN POTTY TIME OUT

Page 1

Tony is working on something. Pepper brings him a coffee X6

Page 2

Jarvis calls Tony, Fin Fang Foom is tearing up a small village. (That no good bastard!)

Tony suits up.

Cut to Iron Man flying through the sky toward the village.

Foom is blasting the village!!

Page 3

Iron Man arrives. Realize he had too much coffee, calls for a potty break time out.

Foom waits as Iron Man pees

Waiting

and waits

Foom gets bored leaves

Villagers celebrate Iron Man victory as he STILL pees

END

Story Hell

That's exactly where we stand with Disaster Porn. I have the beginning outlined. I know the heroes and villains. I can safely say that I have the best possible ending. I have a sweet cover idea.

What the fuck is my problem? Why am I not writing? Not desire. Not the burning vengeance that is consuming away at my soul. Then what is the problem...? Self confidence? Nah, too cliche. Drugs?

I'll finger it out and when I do -- DISASTER PORN will taste like vengeance.