Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Quick Script - IRON MAN IN POTTY TIME OUT

Wrote this on my lunch break. Thought it was funny.

IRON MAN  IN POTTY TIME OUT

Page 1
Tony is working on something. Pepper brings him a coffee X6


Page 2
Jarvis calls Tony, Fin Fang Foom is tearing up a small village. (That no good bastard!)
Tony suits up.
Cut to Iron Man flying through the sky toward the village.
Foom is blasting the village!!


Page 3
Iron Man arrives. Realize he had too much coffee, calls for a potty break time out.
Foom waits as Iron Man pees
Waiting
and waits
Foom gets bored leaves
Villagers celebrate Iron Man victory as he STILL pees

END