Monday, November 3, 2014

DISASTER PORN CASTING CALL

you ever cast one of your stories. i never really gave it much thought. i was thinking it might be fun to cast DISASTER PORN. 

Soooo...

Kurt Russell as STORM CURTIS
SAM "STORM" CURTIS - Kurt Russell. One of my all time favorite actor. This guy could play drying paint and make it exciting. Sure he's getting old and he's not much of a star anymore. He would be perfect as Sam.










Ioan Grufford as BOZAK
BERNARD BOZAK - Ioan Grufford. Who? Reed Richards is where most of you will know him. He's a bit of a pretty boy. Originally, I would have had cast him as Sam and still could if Kurt wasn't up for the role.











Andy Serkis - JOCK FORD
JOCK FORD - Andy Serkis. Gollum, King Kong and Caesar. Andy is mostly know by fans as one of those three CGI characters. He doesn't get much love as an actually character in movies. I think that's is a shame.










Nia Long - DEE FORD-WELLS
DEE FORD-WELLS - Nia Long. Now for the oddest casting of DISASTER PORN. Not because she not a good actress, she's an amazing actress there is no question. Nia isn't generally cast in popcorn type flicks.











There you have it. Your four main characters of the next great popcorn movie.