#NANOWRIMO Update Sorta

Yesterday I somehow wrote 1796 words for a whooping grand total 8731! The fact that I've written that many words is very much a miracle. If I continue on this pace. I should finish Disaster Porn sometime on or around January 31. Writing action AND comedy can be very exhausting, 

Story Hell

That's exactly where we stand with Disaster Porn. I have the beginning outlined. I know the heroes and villains. I can safely say that I have the best possible ending. I have a sweet cover idea.

What the fuck is my problem? Why am I not writing? Not desire. Not the burning vengeance that is consuming away at my soul. Then what is the problem...? Self confidence? Nah, too cliche. Drugs?

I'll finger it out and when I do -- DISASTER PORN will taste like vengeance.

Have to get this off my chest...

I'm easily distracted. More so when I'm "writing" and when a new nugget of an idea strikes, it's best to write it down i'm told.

DISASTER PORN (ALTERNATE STORY)

Wendell (don't ever call me Wendell) Kim has a gift. He can predict within 68.5% accuracy (it's not an exact science) when the next natural disaster will strike. His percentage of success spikes by roughly 9.7% if he is being paid. Mr. Kim would like you to think that he is, helping save lives, all honesty Mr. Kim could care less and neither do the CEO that sign his checks. Saving lives is great PR and gets you laid but nobody is writing checks to save lives.


*****

and that's about what I got done today.

oh, well back at it tomorrow.maybe I will share a cover...

The Earth is farting

I totally wrote this... one of my prouder writing moments.

Thinking of it this way. The Earth is farting. Crude as that may sound. Every time a volcano erupts, a hurricane or a twister is born and the earth shakes. The Earth is farting. It’s releasing pressure like we do, if we don’t release that pressure. We don’t feel well, we could get sick and die. That is exactly what’s happening with the Earth, every time we use the StormWatch Tech.

“You’re saying, OUR tech, is killing the Earth. Because we won't let it fart?”

Yes and it may be too late to save it.

DISASTER PORN CASTING CALL

you ever cast one of your stories. i never really gave it much thought. i was thinking it might be fun to cast DISASTER PORN. 

Soooo...

Kurt Russell as STORM CURTIS

SAM "STORM" CURTIS - Kurt Russell. One of my all time favorite actor. This guy could play drying paint and make it exciting. Sure he's getting old and he's not much of a star anymore. He would be perfect as Sam.

Ioan Grufford as BOZAK

BERNARD BOZAK - Ioan Grufford. Who? Reed Richards is where most of you will know him. He's a bit of a pretty boy. Originally, I would have had cast him as Sam and still could if Kurt wasn't up for the role.

Andy Serkis - JOCK FORD

JOCK FORD - Andy Serkis. Gollum, King Kong and Caesar. Andy is mostly know by fans as one of those three CGI characters. He doesn't get much love as an actually character in movies. I think that's is a shame.

Nia Long - DEE FORD-WELLS

DEE FORD-WELLS - Nia Long. Now for the oddest casting of DISASTER PORN. Not because she not a good actress, she's an amazing actress there is no question. Nia isn't generally cast in popcorn type flicks.











There you have it. Your four main characters of the next great popcorn movie.