Dialogue and Page

Dialoging a script can be a real ballbuster at times. But there is that rare occasion when it happens organically. Almost like you are those characters.

This bit of dialogue is one of those occasions.

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JJJ: (YELLING!) PARKER!

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PETEY: Yeah!?

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JJJ: What took you so long?

PETEY: Um, traffic?

JJJ: Very funny.

JJJ: (Contd) You know what I hate more than a comedian?

1.4
PETEY: Breath mints?

art by joe simmons - stupendodog.blogspot.com/

Buggers! Tis' Season For Pimping.

First up! My pals JOIE SIMMONS AND JOE BADON deserve a TON of love!

Joe Simmons is a incredibly hard working creator! I mean take a look at these gorgeous pages.

DEFENDER ACE BY JOE SIMMONS

DEFENDER ACE BY JOE SIMMONS

I can not say enough great things about Joe. If you're looking for a fast, 100% reliable and a cheap ass artist then look no farther than Joe. jsimmonsillustration @gmail.com

art by Joe Simmons - TERRA KAIJU (tm) Joe Badon

Next up is MY second favorite Joe (sorry Joe!) Joe Badon. I love saying this guys last name. Badon! Badooon! BADOOON! Sounds like a badass lettering SFX you would read in an old Jack Kirby comic. BADOOON! Joe is a top notch creator. Has put together an amazing landscape style comic book called TERRA KAIJU. Cue link to the Kickstarter campaign http://kck.st/1uwWlVO If you can't pledge then share the link.

I'm such a huge nerd for those two guys.

Finally, yours truly, the man with the angry beard. HEYOOOO. I'm just going to pimp my patreon page patreon.com/fisticuffswriting AND tell you to follow Angry Mohawk Guy he is hilarious!

carry on,

The Earth is farting

I totally wrote this... one of my prouder writing moments.

Thinking of it this way. The Earth is farting. Crude as that may sound. Every time a volcano erupts, a hurricane or a twister is born and the earth shakes. The Earth is farting. It’s releasing pressure like we do, if we don’t release that pressure. We don’t feel well, we could get sick and die. That is exactly what’s happening with the Earth, every time we use the StormWatch Tech.

“You’re saying, OUR tech, is killing the Earth. Because we won't let it fart?”

Yes and it may be too late to save it.